January 2012
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Are you single?
Watch
that period blog
….I dun seen it all! omg smh..
WHY IS THERE A BLOG OF GIRLS TAKING PICTURES OF...
itsjustdesire:
vomitpoisoneatdiomonds:
christianaaa:
http://celebrationofmenstruation.tumblr.com/
http://celebrationofmenstruation.tumblr.com/
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Ugh.
gwerl its a white people fetish
I don’t care who you are that’s beyond some nasty shit.. like seriously..
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
thats-so-meme:
If Jade and Beck break up,
mock-ingjay:
This will be me:
if beck and jade break up, I will cry a thousand...
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
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teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Rebels Dnt Give Uh Fugg: Spell your name with... →
blackstanlee:
sup3rmutant:
somethingcleverandfunny:
thekissofdeth:
briun:
recrucify:
Saxon Hellhammer Exodus Led Zeppelin Lynyrd Skynyrd Savatage Electric Wizard Annihilator
Bathory Red Fang Iron Maiden At The Gates Neige Et Noirceur
Diamond Head
Judas Preist
Aerosmith
Iggy and the Stooges
Megadeth
Evanescence
sheismyfantasy asked: You're beautiful. I don't have a question. I just wanted to tell you that.
That moment when you and your friend are having a... →
boredpotato:
http://boredpotato.tumblr.com
And suddenly the teacher yells your name, and you’re like:
http://boredpotato.tumblr.com
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When the quiet girl finally cusses out the bitch
